Life-ism Category: Humor

Beetle Battle
Posted: May 17, 2013
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

“When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles..." Click more to find out what THIS is called.


Reasons To CHILL
Posted: April 19, 2013
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

“It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!” – Friedrich Nietzsche Click more for a meaningful answer.


Learn To Sew
Posted: April 12, 2013
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

It has been said that humor is like a needle and thread, for if deftly used, it can patch up practically anything. Can you sew? So click more.


Get Respect
Posted: April 05, 2013
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

As we get older, we are often chided by our youthful, tech-savvy offspring that we are dinosaurs. Click "more" for an appropriate response.


You Are Wanted
Posted: April 02, 2013
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

It has been said that humor is like a needle and thread for, if deftly used, it can patch up practically anything.


Watch Out!
Posted: April 01, 2013
By: Author Unknown

“If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.” – Lawrence Ferlinghetti Now who would believe anyone really said that. Don't you know what day it is? There's "more". HAH!


Kemo Sabe?!
Posted: February 01, 2013
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' What that tell you?' asked Tonto. Click more for the answer(s).


Simplification
Posted: January 25, 2013
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

“Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply, ..." click more.


What A Day!
Posted: January 18, 2013
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

“Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.” – Joseph Heller Where do you stand on the subject? Click more to decide.


Bon Appetit
Posted: January 11, 2013
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

“I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner.” – Jarod Kintz See more for our advice.


Looks Aren't Everything
Posted: December 28, 2012
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.” - Groucho Marx Click more for the current version.


Is This The Party to Whom I'm Speaking?
Posted: December 21, 2012
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

“No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it” – Fernando Pessoa Consider the automated Phone attendant. Click more for more.


Idiots And Maniacs
Posted: December 14, 2012
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” – George Carlin Click more for more illustrations.


Be A Doo-Bee
Posted: December 07, 2012
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

Something for everyone, no matter what your philosophy. Click "more" for today's humorous approach to life.


Boy Are You Lucky
Posted: November 30, 2012
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

"..... So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.” You could do worse --- click more to read about it.


Ready ... Slump
Posted: November 16, 2012
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

"When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better." See who said it.


The Universal Message
Posted: November 09, 2012
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here ...... " Click more to discover what will happen.


Now Try Not To Laugh
Posted: October 19, 2012
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

“The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.” Click more for a good laugh.


Gregorian Friday?
Posted: October 12, 2012
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

It’s Friday on a calendar known as the Gregorian Calendar. The first year recorded by this calendar was 1582. Click more to read about why this was so important.


Life Explained
Posted: July 19, 2012
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

The last thing God did before he rested was create mankind. We now know why. Click more for life explained.


Pocket Change
Posted: June 20, 2012
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

Despite inflation, a penny is still a fair price for most people's thoughts. - anonymous


Read On
Posted: June 11, 2012
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger


What Will You Say?
Posted: May 26, 2012
By: Author Unknown

“Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?”


Money, Money, Money
Posted: April 17, 2012
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

Money, Money, Money. Click more to help put it in perspective.


Other People -- Right?
Posted: April 13, 2012
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like – Will Rogers.


Say Hello First
Posted: January 04, 2012
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

Say Hello First! When was the last time you said “Hello” to someone, first? Make this your LiWi challenge. Life is Worth it when you are mindful of saying, "Hello," first. (See funny photo)


Helpful Info
Posted: January 03, 2012
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

Help Out Your Neighbor with Helpful Info. We should learn a lesson from this sign guy... Life is Worth it when you're being neighborly, and providing valuable information. (Check out ironic photo)


Direct and Honest
Posted: December 31, 2011
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

Why confuse a simple lesson with complicated words? Life is Worth it when we are direct and honest. Dwight, from the hit TV show The Office offers his 14 seconds of wisdom(Watch Clip).


What's the Deal?
Posted: December 26, 2011
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

Bargain shopping for those after-Holiday sales? How do you know you're getting a good price? Sometimes it's obvious, sometimes it's not. Life is Worth it when you can spot the “not.”


Holiday Splits
Posted: December 24, 2011
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

Awkward Holiday Photos? It's just a part of the season. Embracing those funny moments and laughing is why Life is Worth it.(Must-see photo)


Holiday Joy
Posted: December 23, 2011
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

One of the best things about the Holidays is seeing joy on a child's face. Life is Worth it when we are full of joy! (Must see Santa Photo)


Happy Chug Guy
Posted: December 21, 2011
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

Check out my "Happy Chug" picture! Hey, if I can get this happy over a chug...you can get happy over your life! Life is Worth it when you are happy with yourself and with life!


Three No's
Posted: December 19, 2011
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

Three “No's” in a Row? Things Not Going Your Way? Turn that 'no' into a 'yes'...You just gotta' have a plan. Life is Worth it when you plan ahead! What's your plan?-LiWi (See funny picture)


Unicorns Rule!
Posted: December 18, 2011
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

Unicorns Rule! Why Be Beige! Amp up your life with every color of the rainbow. Life is Worth it when you can admit that unicorns rule! Anybody see my beige turtleneck?-LiWi


Saving Lives!
Posted: December 17, 2011
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

Life is Worth it when you are saving lives. (See funny picture)


Three Life Lessons
Posted: December 14, 2011
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

Life lessons are all around you―be open to learning from everybody. Life is Worth it when you're open to new information. Here are 3 Life Lessons worth sharing...(Read More)


Innocent Curiosity
Posted: December 11, 2011
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

Ever feel left out? Feeling different from the crowd? Go ahead...just poke your nose right in there. It's the LiWi way... knowing Life is Worth it by embracing innocent curiosity.—LiWi


Ditto in Lights
Posted: December 10, 2011
By: LiWi, Life is Worth it

Let's get into the holiday season by putting up lights and decorating like the neighbors. Well, sometimes the word “ditto” says it all. Life is Worth it when we can laugh with our spouses.—LiWi


Being Powerful
Posted: November 20, 2011
By: Margaret Thatcher

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.—Margaret Thatcher


Humility is...
Posted: November 19, 2011
By: Helen Neilson

Humility is like underwear—essential, but indecent if it shows.—Helen Neilson


What Isn't Being Said
Posted: November 15, 2011
By: Peter Drucker

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn’t being said.—Peter Drucker


Comical and Innocent
Posted: November 03, 2011
By: Mari-Beth Bouma

The most comical times come from the most innocent experiences. (Read Full Story)


Changing a Man
Posted: October 31, 2011
By: Marlene Dietrich

Most women set out to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.-Marlene Dietrich


Haste
Posted: September 10, 2011
By: John Wesley

Though I am always in haste, I am never in a hurry. -John Wesley


To Do Neither
Posted: September 08, 2011
By: Publius Syrus

To do two things at once is to do neither. -Publius Syrus


Sixty Seconds of Happiness
Posted: September 05, 2011
By: Ralph Waldo Emerson

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. -Ralph Waldo Emerson


A Deadline
Posted: September 04, 2011
By: Rita Mae Brown

A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it's better than no inspiration at all. -Rita Mae Brown


A Strong Will
Posted: September 01, 2011
By: Henry Ward Beecher

The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't. -Henry Ward Beecher


Women Nurture
Posted: August 30, 2011
By: Rabbi Shmuley Boteach

Women nurture and enhance everything they come into contact with, men most of all. -Rabbi Shmuley Boteach


Hurry
Posted: August 23, 2011
By: Gilbert K. Chesterton

One of the great disadvantages of hurry is that it takes such a long time. -Gilbert K. Chesterton


Life Mission
Posted: August 21, 2011
By: Arnold H. Glasgow

Make your life a mission-not an intermission. -Arnold H. Glasgow


Opportunity Knocks
Posted: August 20, 2011
By: Milton Berle

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.-Milton Berle


Be Patient
Posted: August 16, 2011
By: Author Unknown

It is better to be patient, than it is to become one. -Author unknown


On the Edge
Posted: August 14, 2011
By: Anonymous Anonymous

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space. -Anonymous


Play to Win
Posted: August 13, 2011
By: Jessie Owens

If you're not going to play to win, you might as well hold the Olympics in someone's back yard.—Jessie Owens


Snowflakes
Posted: August 11, 2011
By: Vesta Kelly

Snowflakes are one of nature's most fragile things, but just look at what they can do when they stick together.—Vesta Kelly


Succeed
Posted: August 04, 2011
By: Brian Tracy

Remember, you only have to succeed the last time.—Brian Tracy


Help! Smoke in the Chimney
Posted: July 28, 2011
By: Kathy Spohn

Embrace the irony of life. (Read the full story)


Free Falling
Posted: July 27, 2011
By: Kelby Heggen

Whether falling literally or figuratively, always dust yourself off, get right back up and don't forget to laugh. (Read the full story)


Life is Beautiful
Posted: July 25, 2011
By: Greg Evans

Tragedy, sadness, loneliness and despair taught me that life is really a beautiful thing; if it wasn't I wouldn't be able to recognize that anything was wrong. —Greg Evans


Attitude
Posted: July 14, 2011
By: Winston Churchill

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. —Winston Churchill


24 Golden "Free" Hours
Posted: July 10, 2011
By: Unknown Unknown

Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours. They are one of the few things in this world that you get free of charge. —Unknown


Winning
Posted: June 25, 2011
By: Vince Lombardi

Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is. ―Vince Lombardi


The Truth
Posted: June 22, 2011
By: Chia Vue

Smile in the face of truth.-Chia Vue (Read full story)


To Live
Posted: June 20, 2011
By: Samuel Butler

To live is like to love; all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.―Samuel Butler


Art of Being Wise
Posted: June 17, 2011
By: William James

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook.―William James


Adventure
Posted: June 13, 2011
By: Helen Keller

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller


Laughter
Posted: June 07, 2011
By: Mark Twain

Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.—Mark Twain


Work Spares Us
Posted: June 03, 2011
By: Philosopher Voltaire

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need.―Voltaire


Get Over It
Posted: May 27, 2011
By: General Colin Powell

Get mad, then get over it. —General Colin Powell


The Faultfinder
Posted: May 09, 2011
By: Henry David Thoreau

The faultfinder will find faults even in paradise.―Henry David Thoreau


Life is...
Posted: May 08, 2011
By: Peace Pilgrim

Life is like a mirror. Smile at it and it smiles back at you.―Peace Pilgrim


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